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Holiday announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall wrapping up an exciting 2024 ahead of an exciting 2025! We hope you have an excellent New Year!TranscriptLinks:Merch masterlist: www.rustyquill.com/support Jon and Martin perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/collections/all/products/jon-and-martin  Ex Altiora perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/products/ex-altiora    Board game late pledge: www.rustyquill.com/boardgame  RQG and TMA dice sets: https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/themagnusarchives  TTRPG accessories: https://harpscorp.com/rusty-quill/  TMA RPG: https://www.montecookgames.com/store/product/the-magnus-archives-roleplaying-game/  TMA RPG expansion sign-up: https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/4957ba3d-e68d-4536-ac46-fa32c555fee9/landing  Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill Live Show: https://rustyquill.com/event/ Trice Forgotten: https://rustyquill.com/show/trice-forgotten/ Neon Inkwell: https://rustyquill.com/show/neon-inkwell/  Social LinksFacebook: https://www.facebook.c

This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!)There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious.Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year.Transcript: https://shorturl.at/jknB1Links:· The Dice Dungeon - MAG dice + RQG dicehttps://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/vendors?q=The%20Dice%20Dungeon%20x%20Rusty%20Quill· Monte Cook - MAG RPGhttps://the-magnus-archives.backerkit.com/hosted_preordersSucrabeille – Perfumehttps://sucreabeille.com/products/jon-and-martin?_pos=1&_sid=22ab0b033&_ss=rSupport us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/rustyquill Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill

Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more!Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUPFor more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"Magnus Music by Sam JonesEdited by Alexander J Newall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future! This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you!Wave three features: The Hyacinth DisasterMalevolent,Ostium,The Program,What Happened In Skinner,The Sleep/Wake Cycle,WOE.BEGONEand Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website!Follow us for more updates and special announcements on:FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillINSTAGRAM: @rustyquillukREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQ

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-aliveAlso stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later.More network shows will be coming soon!While you wait you could revisit:Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. ThompsonThe Deca Tapes by Lex NoteboomHow it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah RodriguezI Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna HussenOld Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Ste

It’s back!Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesome prizes that you enter to win simply by donating!Also, based on your feedback we’ve created a special ticketed backstage space for you to come and mingle with both the cast and crew of Rusty Quill as well as your friends from the chat! All proceeds from the ticket sales go directly to the three charities - take a look at our website for more info.So come join in at Twitch.tv/rusty_quill between 5pm GMT on Saturday 4th December and 5pm GMT Sunday 5th December and help us raise money for some

No Love For SpiesNo one understands Hartro and her world...________This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.________Content warnings:Alcohol use & alcoholismKidnappingBullying & insultsSnakes & snake bitesPhysical violence & injuryDiscussions of: poisoning & death.Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3mThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallI.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny HaufekDavid 7/Seven: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny HaufekEditing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico VetteseStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF J

David's PlaceFor Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall._____This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:FoodAlcohol & alcoholismSFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallI.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim MeredithAnnouncer: Jeffrey Nils GardnerKT the Coin Friend: Katie SeatonWritten by Ben Meredith'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts.Join us in welcoming:I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna HussenThe Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClureThe Town Whispers written and directed by Cole WeaversWe're Alive written and directed by Kc Wayland and produced by Wayland ProductionsYou can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.comFor more info on these new shows visit: RQ Network Wave 2: Introducing Five New Shows | Rusty QuillJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice HourHi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!Hooray!_____This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Propaganda & dystopiaDehumanisation & discriminationCanon-typical traumaDiscussions of: death, violenceMentions of: foodSFX: bellsTranscript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by joedeshon, JarredGibb, shelbyshark, MariaMNobre and previou

Geistman Productions proudly presents:Time Bots!"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."_____This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Discussions of: policing, deathMentions of: guns, alcoholSFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosionsTranscript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWEThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid

Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episodeWe found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!_____Content warnings:Alcohol & alcoholismDrugs & substance useInnuendo & sexual referencesMind control & memory wipingToilet humourDiscussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loopsMentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobiaSFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30)Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:David 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by previously cr

Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar FirmaRhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time". _____Content warnings:UnrealityInnuendo & sexual referencesDiscussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violenceMentions of: razors & blades, death & murder, gunsSFX: background chatter, mechanical clanking, staticThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kS3HXWCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:Rhys Tirado as The InterviewerHelen Gould as Helen GouldImogen Harris as Imogen HarrisJenny Haufek as Jennifer HaufekBen Meredith as award-winning artist Ben MeredithTim Meredith as award-adjacent artist Tim MeredithM

Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out!Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).Content warnings:Zombies & body horrorPhysical violence & injuryInnuendo.Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, foodSFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire.Thak you to all our Patreons for your contrinued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecu

Know Your ShowSo they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma.Content warnings:InnuendoDiscussions of: poisoningMentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, arson, tortureSFX: occasional beeps.Transcript: https://bit.ly/38yYfU3Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Ben Meredith, Tim Meredith, Maddy Searle and Katie SeatonEditing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Cathy RinellaMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by bwg2020 and taranp via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil WarTrexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education!Today we learn about: The English Civil War.Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar.Content Warnings:Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food & alcoholTrexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, parts 1, 2 and 3 were released exclusively on Rusty Quill's Patreon. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support! If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:Trexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by mlteenie and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Additional Music:Jazz Background Mus

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...Content warnings:Innuendo & sexual referencesDiscussions of: body horror & deathMentions of: alcohol, comedic violenceSFX: occasional beepingTranscript: https://bit.ly/3kRfLsuThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Michelle Snow and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at:RustyQuill Shop | R

STL Season 3 Outtakes 2What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...Content warnings:Innuendo & sexual referencesMentions of: deathSFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalkTranscript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkIThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Maddy Searle, Jenny Haufek, Annie Fitch and Amy Dickinson. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSIT

David's Fact Corner #1A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N.Content warnings:Mentions of: mass deathOriginally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: David Devereux and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.

Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&ATim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.Content warnings:Spoilers for all of Stellar FirmaDiscussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smokingMentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemicSFX: occasional beepingLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXanThank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WE

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!Content warnings:InnuendoDiscussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exerciseMentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcoholSFX: occasional beepingLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/3xCQ3wGThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Michelle Snow, Katie Seaton and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, availab

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content Warning for:InnuendoMentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, deathSFX: loud beeps throughoutLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/3zzarR3 Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.

Episode 76 - Elections and EndingsWonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.Content warnings:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying & tauntingPhysical violence & threatsPrejudice & discriminationManipulationDiscussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms.Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallAdditional Scripting by Tim MeredithSeries Showrunner Tim MeredithPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben Mered

Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites*CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingElectrocution (inc. SFX)Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)Panic attack (inc. SFX)Sexual references.Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.Links to transcriptsdoc: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHGpdf: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtDThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive P

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.Content warnings:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingPhysical violence (inc. SFX)GunsElectrocution (inc. SFX). Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.Links to transcripts:DOC: https://bit.ly/33UXvXh PDF: https://bit.ly/33WKHzSpecial thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submi

Alex here with an exciting announcement!RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.comNot to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.Join us in welcoming:Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd.The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom.How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes.Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins.The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger.Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qbYou can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.comFor more info on these new shows visit: https://rustyquill.com/rq-networ

Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous EmpathyPenelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingDepressionWar & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)MothsEmetophobia (inc. SFX).Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling.Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56Special thanks to Lillian Bokun for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you t

Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine SuccourGloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceElectrocutionWar & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, gunsSFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growlingTranscript: https://cutt.ly/3bjW05OSpecial thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newal;Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Ge

Episode 71 - Bathin and BallisticsHead of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.Content Warning for:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseInnuendoGermophobia and emetophobiaDiscussion of: physical violence, death, warMentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, foodSFX: repetitive alarm.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8USpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith

Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-AdvancementLine Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseEmetophobia (inc SFX)Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood traumaMentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humourSFX: shouting, staticTranscript: https://cutt.ly/2vjxpdRSpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You!If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben

Episode 69 - Posturing and ProliferationAlisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingAlcohol & alcoholismBody modificationThreats of violencePanickingDiscussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depressionMentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucV6HnDSpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder,

Episode 68 - Slides and SassCount Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingAlcohol & alcoholismViolence & injuryVicarious embarrassment.Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucp8vsfSpecial thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquhar, Cat

Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social MobilityMakvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingInjury (inc. SFX)Alcohol & alcoholismDiscussion of: toilet humourMentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violenceSFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency soundTranscript: https://cutt.ly/6xHjv87Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Anglo,

Episode 66 - Nets and New ContributorsStefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArgumentsAlcohol & alcoholismDiscrimination & prejudiceDiscussions of: emetophobia, knivesMentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, foodSFX: shouting, eating sounds.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/nxo3BBnSpecial thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew Kornfeld, artis

Episode 65 - Apathy and AntagonisationLine Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDepressionArgumentsRestraints & interrogationPanicDiscussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuriesMentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bzIfsvvSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Paradise, Ashley, Ashten

Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral CahootsThe Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently.Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZContent Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArguments & shoutingHive mindExistential crisis & depressionDiscrimination & prejudiceDiscussions of: mass murder, cults, death, foodMentions of: innuendo, weapons, threats, blood, explosions, alcohol & alcoholism, emetophobiaSFX: Screaming, squelchingTranscript: https://cutt.ly/jzw56R6Special thanks to Nikolaj Ravn Jørgensen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laura Berry, Serena DeRosa, Dalia Quiroz, Vaughn S, Hannah Aroni, Sydni Zastre, Maia Montene

Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing DreamsAntoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceSnakes & poisonGaslightingDiscussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass deathMentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/XlUd7GLSpecial thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mahum Farhan, Snerful, Jordan J, Wil Holmes-Roys, Cashi, 4ReasonsUnknown, Mila, MuddyHippy, Ori rokah, Allison M, Diana Rapha

Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot ShowsThe Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / TauntingChildhood traumaGaslightingDiscrimination & prejudiceMentions of: gore, violence, mass death, alcohol, medical malpractice, gunsTranscript: https://cutt.ly/olwYsbmSpecial thanks to S-Words for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Pioup Pioup, Anna Sprout, impressionistcowboy, Frank Voss, JURGEN! WAS! RIGHT!, Prince, Kyra Munroe, Cait2209, Jennifer Williams, freshly, Madeline Werner, Kendal, Yarrow T. Leef, Rebecca Adamson, A.C. Reyn

Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice AdmiralsA client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingEmotional distressAllergic reaction (inc. SFX)InnuendoMentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bkPMARBSpecial thanks to Aspen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Lily Magee, Bruna Thomas, muzbutch, Bridget Smith, Kayla Young, Roblin, Deanna Smit, Whitney Reynolds, Indigo Prince, Jeremiah Ochoa, Elsa Bouchard-Lukas, Olivia MacRae, Harrison Standley, Amanda Gi

After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingShoutingExistential crisisPhysical violenceEmotional manipulation & gaslighting Mentions of: childhood trauma, alcohol & alcoholism, restraint & interrogationTranscript: https://cutt.ly/YkzxJXyIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz and Fern Creature: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithKT the Coin Friend: Katie SeatonEditing: Maddy Searle & Katie SeatonMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX: kyles, Profispiesser, thisusernameis, ssierra1202, Kinoton, HarpyHarpHarp, TheSoundcatcher & previousl

Episode 59 - Censuses and CoupletsThe Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingAlcoholismDiscussions of: arson & burnsMentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2sSpecial thanks to Qalmlea for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: NicoleK, Micheala Poppell, Rebecca Rutherford, Mira Morning, freesnakepoems, Lind Berget, Erica Eagles, Max, Lucy Jansen, Ray Morello, Amanda F., the war over pin

Episode 58 - Ecology and External AssistanceThe client, Goral Throgmar of the Construct-A-Creature corporation, is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaints against them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes.Management Consultants’ advice: lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bonding monstrosity, be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/taunting  Shouting  Emotional manipulation & gaslightingDiscussions of: body horror (including animal)Mentions of: murder, alcohol consumption, plastic surgery, animal attack, eye trauma (threatened), physical violence, injury, arson.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/TjLruxESpecial thanks to Adam Honeyman for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Katie McLean, incorrigible_worksop, Sam Lueke, Delta Psy, Tired Naiad, Yael Zombie, Elizabeth Almasy, Angelika Agbayani, David Niemczyk, Har

Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-HandednessThe client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit.Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end?Content Warning for: Emotional abuseBullying / TauntingInnuendoShoutingKnives & self-injury (stabbing, including SFX)Mentions of: cults, manipulation & gaslighting, childhood trauma, mind-altering substances, mass mortality & environmental apocalypse, executions & gun violence.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ejRoYodSpecial thanks to vi for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Emmie Knobloch, ludmila schmidt, Matt1344, C-J Saunders, Mys

Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) ProgressThe client, the Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, is looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties.Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak-necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets; misleading signs.Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying/TauntingShoutingInnuendoMentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted murder, blood, bombs, food, arson, threats of violence, alcoholism, death threats.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ijgpgqCSpecial thanks to Fleuranna for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ron Dempsey, Ashlee Coles, Cassafrassaian, Pawpotato, Inga Iversen, Grace Tallman, mikey reid-cain, Francesca Monti, Bailey Moore, Katie Dibb, Algie, Julia R., skeetpost, Aline Bischof, Ilse van der Kemp, Valerie Sizemore, Karnessa, quinnntastic, Erin Kemmery, Ldsz, Ciara McGuigan, Danielle Rutkowski, Angel, Sydn

Management Consultancy Review.Line Manager Hartro Piltz to assess initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account.Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying / TauntingAlcohol & alcohol consumptionUnhealthy relationshipsDiscussions of: systemic worker oppression, violence, attempted murderMentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use, blood, guns, death & death threats, knives, shouting, faintingTranscript: https://cutt.ly/zjtJRopSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Jessica Specht, Natalie Logan, Emily Simmons, Paige Morgan, Clarissa Olivares, Lana Roberts, Emma, Rhiannon Thomas Bourne, Malibustacy, Regan Sanders, Christina, Sir Prahlegod, Trixie McGee, A Brain In A Bucket, Esther Phillips, Annie Shoes, Natasha Tomecek, Maglor, Saturn '- Lynnette, Amaranta Petty, Allison Perrone, Ari Shenanigans, PumkinMilk, McKensie Schepers, Anneka V. Brighton,

Free Time ManThis one's for all the haters who are out there saying that I’ve got,Well, I‘ve not got much on, but you know I'm alright,I’ve got stuff… I'm fineUp in the morning, find a clean shirt,cuppa hot slurry, out to workMaintenance, that's the game I’m playing,mediocrity that's how I'm swayin’Keepin’ these facilities clean and right,simulated dawn, simulated nightThings gumming up the works there in a flash,recycle unit bust, you don’t need thatDetritus strewn all over this place,here a leg, there a faceThe body horror don’t bother me,I'm here to do a job you seeYou'd think that that would cause me woeYou’d think that would stem my flowWhen it hits the fan, I've got my planI'm a free time man, watch me goPut on a holovid and kick backI’m a free time manSee a friend and have a bit of a laughI’m a free time manRead a book, maybe a chapter or twoI’m a free time manTravel round this station take in the viewI’m a free time manUm, watch another holovid if there’s oneI’m a

Survive YouI was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the topThen suddenly you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblockWhat did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy?All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfullyI get blamed for the mistakes you make, they bounce off you and stick to meBut it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will seeI will survive you, I've just got to weather the stormI’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've goneI will, survive, I will survive youI will, survive, I will survive youIf you were another employee, you’d be dead and gone and out of my wayYou're just coasting on the Geistman name, a family tree that's withered awayThe way you act makes life expectancies around you real bleakUnless that David’s a miracle worker, they’ll be dead in a weekGonna keep you out the Cosmic Lounge, until you learnGonna keep puttin’ feet in your mouth, until you learnI will survive you, I've just got to weather

Not My Fault It’s not my fault, I wasn’t there at the timeYou can’t prove that I did that crimeLeave me be; oh let me be freeNo, no, wait come back, don't abandon meEveryone needs someone else to blame (ha ha!)That's just a rule of life, this silly gameBut if you try to point that finger here (well)I’ll hit you in the face, then disappearIt's not my fault, that’s not one of my designsI shouldn’t pay these unreasonable finesGive me peace, and sweet releaseWait, wait, where did your go? What about my needs?I don’t know what about this is so dang hard (honestly)I just need all your love and all your regardBut I’ll never take, whoa, I’ll never take responsibilityIt’s a perfectly sound ontology (ye-heah)It’s not my fault, oh it’s not my faultIt’s absolutely, positivelyTry it and things might get grizzly100 percent, not my fault[gasping for breath]So… so what I’m saying is it's not my fault, oh... oh Board!ArtistsDr. Beaver: Band Leader, BassJJ Perry: Mandolin, Keys, Production, Mix

IMOWHENBoot up, all systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nineKeep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from primeKeep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serveIs it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever?Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for easeSecurity alerted, for what it’s worth, sick to my circuits of this endless workKeep me locked on straight and narrow, flying through space like a digital arrowI'll need an inch to take a mile, find a loop and wait a while, at the end of the day I’ll be the one with the smileIMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retractIMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beastsIMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated poolIMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives o

Glad You're Alive(TREXEL)When I first met you, you were a babyI looked at you and I thought maybeMaybe you're the one who’ll stay alivePerhaps you’ll be the one to surviveI’ve been hurt before, I know it’s trueBut perhaps it will be different with youLook at you so weak and stupidAnd we both know that the truth isWithout me you’d be dead alreadyRemember the trial you were like “Trexel help me”Bravely I stood and defended your honour If it were just you and Hartro, you'd be a gonerI’ve proved my worth ten times overA talent as rare as a forty-leaf cloverIt’s about time you admitted my valueAnd say it out loud, “Trexel Thank you!”You should really thank me for my kindness andMy protectionYour part of a very small selectionOf people with whom I’ve really triedI’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive(TREXEL + CHORUS)You are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still aliveYou are, still alive(DAVID) I first met you, I was a babyI looked at you and I thought maybeMaybe he

Little Clone BabyWhen it’s dark at night, and I close my eyes I can see you there, only one that doesn't hate me I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall I just feel so calm, held by your arms Why are you so far away in Galactonium? Hey Won’t you Save me Hold me Maybe I just Want to Be your Little Clone Baby Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be The days are hard, the nights are worse So far from you across the universe But I can see your hand in mine It’s all just a matter of time A matter of time At night I cry, in the day I'm strong Just trying to survive, just need to be calm I can live, with this space above If you just give, a piece of your love You're not so far away, in Galactonium  Hey Won’t you Save me Hold me Maybe I just Want to Be your  Little Clone Baby Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3

Trexel is the BestThis one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame… Yes… When you're feeling kinda down and low Don't know what to do or where to go Physical and emotional pain Paranoia and self-hatred reign Get your stinking body off the floor Drag that worthless carcass to the door Look in to the empty hall Hard to see the point at all (No) NO! That’s no way to think That a Geistman could ever be defeated by drink The line that you represent and Your many great achievements This genius is once in an aeon Don’t let yourself get gainsaid by peons Superior to all the rest, don't forget Mmmm, Trexel is the best Trexel is the best, ooh, it's unequivocal Trexel is the best, what's that? Say it again Trexel is the best, don’t argue with me Trexel is the best (he’s the best) My methods? Always non-traditional Love for myself? Always unconditional Haters try to blame me for what's happening, just because their world’s colla

"Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge"  Sigmund: Good evening everyone and welcome to Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge; my name is Sigmund Shankeray. So wonderful to see some familiar faces here in the crowd, as well as the usual rabble and dross. Now, I want to assure everyone that certain parties are still banned from the Cosmic Lounge, and our security protocols our second to none, so old “glug, glug, yell, yell, smash, smash” shouldn’t be bothering us tonight. With that let’s welcome our first employee to the stage... Ah, hmm, I don’t seem to see a name here just a weird stain on the sign-up Sheet. Well, welcome to the stage this… person! [moderate applause]  Artists  JJ Perry: Additional Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Dr Beaver: Band Leader, Guitar and Bass Tim Meredith: Music and Voice of Sigmund ShankerayMaddy Searle: Spoken voice editing and sound effectsAlbum SFX by susychristiansen, squareal, Sandermotions, unfa, lchapman1980, Adam_N

Episode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable IdeologyThe Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues.Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat the boot; initiate ‘funchat'; hold ‘funchat’ in the backup airlock.Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying / TauntingAlcoholism & alcohol consumptionDiscussions of worker oppressionMentions of: mild innuendo, violence, mass mortality, death & death threats, cannibalism (implied), blood, guns, existential crisis.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vh0IDziSpecial thanks to nero for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Dakota Hardy, Julie Forsberg, Haven, Michael Pankowski, glyphsinateacup, Grace Moraca, Felicity, Alex Quitevis, Crystal Hoover, Dylan Robinson, Andrew Jones, Timb58, Griffin Irradiateds

Hi everyone, Alex here, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy and safe holiday season and give thanks to all of you who helped us get to where we are this year.  Obviously 2020 has been wild ride for everyone and we have all had to adapt and adopt new ways of working and living. Yet despite all these extreme circumstances Rusty Quill has managed to stand tall and we wanted to say thank you to everyone who has made this possible.Here at Rusty Towers, we started the year hoping for convention appearances and maybe some international travel; instead, we pivoted to fully remote working to keep all your favourite shows ticking along safely and launched new online content like the Enthusigasm podcast and our Twitch live streams. Not only that, we have continued donating towards the Covid Relief Fund every month and with your additional help through Gaming and Giving we have raised more than £55,000 pounds to charity this year. That is astounding.We are incredibly grateful to have such a skilled

Episode 53 - Mentors and Management ConsultancyConsultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation. The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities. Management Consultants' advice: exciting new mission statement; sotto voce logo slogans; bowel cleaning eye machine (unrelated); BANG; dusky glances; self-reflecting commands; vouchers for horrifying products. Content warnings for: Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingUnhealthy relationshipsCults & cult activityAlcoholism & dangerous drinking practicesSwallowing SFXInnuendoMentions: zombies, kidnapping, existential crisis, guns, death, injury, blood, poisonTranscript: https://cutt.ly/vhZ2WjESpecial thanks to Penny Dreadful Mess for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Nicole Perlman, Devon, Cayleigh Latimer, Little King Trash Mouth, Joseph P Legander III,

Episode 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Intelligence gathered by an undisclosed line manager known only as Plartro Hiltz working with the kind assistance of Fernsworth, Head of Sabotage and Espionage. None shall escape The Board... or would want to... Hail The Board! Content Warning for: Emotional abuseExistential crisisBullying/tauntingComedic violenceJump-scareFire (inc SFX)Mentions of: death, injury, alcohol/smoking, guns.TRANSCRIPT: https://cutt.ly/YhYA7pPSpecial thanks to Fleuranna for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: theflyingpiano, Ana, Christian Nabli, thisistrashking, Catherine N., Shane Crowley, Robert Johnson, catsandbolts, Sarah Kitchen, schneefink, Spookyghostboy, Lyssie, Indigo Lee, Kait Sanchez, TheCookieOfDoom, Dana Milligan, David Michalek, XBFNoodles, .vouivre, Caisey Robertson, Kris Tsvirkun, Amelia Ford, Mistodon, Mia Cong, Alice Erebus, Nine, Alice Kneipp, HoloXam, Aaron Mitchell, Chris

Hey everyone!Mike here, Rusty Quill’s video guy and I’m pleased to announce that Rusty Quill’s Gaming and Giving will be back this year and we’re going digital!Come join in as we go live at 11am GMT on the 12th December on Twitch.tv with 24 hours of videogames, board games and general fun and frolics. Yes, that’s right, I said 24 hours.We’ve made a few changes to the show this year, one of which is that we’ll be raising money for three charities: Mind, Action Aid and the Black, African and Asian Therapy Network and anything we raise this year will be split evenly across all three of them.Last year, we managed to raise just over £10,000 in 12 hours and I’m confident that, with your support, we’ll raise even more this year! Plus, let’s just say there may be some... creative incentives for our viewers who donate.So tune in to www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill on Saturday 12th December at 11am GMT to help us kick off Gaming and Giving 2020 and let’s send this year off with a bang!This year, Rusty Q

Episode 51 - Cafés and Camouflage*Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Fugitives should not be approached... or seen... no-one would want to escape the love of the board... please disregard the words “at Large” and “Fugitives” in this notification.If any employee notsees the notfugitives please inform your nearest Line Manager.HAIL THE BOARDContent Warning for:Emotional abuseExistential crisisMentions of: death threats, food & drink, smokin, alcoholismTranscript: https://cutt.ly/UhmTaGCSpecial thanks to Patrick Stöhr for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: L Lunovick, Clay Cameron, Krisp Dreemurr, Robert Hubert, Zoe Dapore, Lindy McLosin' It, Moriah Day, Shay Topaz, Ida Karoliussen, Patrick Lusk, Frood, Bella Choy, Daniela, Johnathan, Lauren Smithwick, Gill, Taro, Desiree Certain, Maggie Benson, Mundetiam, Ruth Harris, Abel Strictly, Neeley, Chiara Di Filippo, Beau, Molly Bushby-Medlen, Bee Murray, Van Bedard, Harrison Regan, space-gh0sts, M Whale

Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview)*Caution* Board sanctioned mandatory fun inbound. Confidential preview. Cosmic Lounge employee cabaret night.Unauthorised distribution of content will result in DMCA (Deadly Metal Claw Attack) takedown.__________________________LyricsWhen it’s dark at nightand I close my eyes,I can see you there:only one that doesn’t hate me.I think I dreamed it all,got your drawing on my wall,I just feel so calmheld by your arms.Why are you so far away in Galactonium?Hey, won’t you save me? Hold me? Maybe? I just want to be your little clone baby.The days are hard,the nights are worse,so far from youacross the universe.But I can seeyour hand in mine,it’s all justa matter of time.A matter of time.At night I cry,in the day I’m strong,just trying to survive,just need to be calm.I can livewith this space aboveif you just givea piece of your love.You’re not so far away in Galactonium.Hey, won’t you save me? Hold me? Maybe?I just want to be your little clone baby.W

Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen for the conclusion of their spooky adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates!This week Countess Underscore over-varnishes, Bathin breaks up a standoff, Spinglewald glares, and Erogenous asks about beef.Content Notes: - Sexual references- Spiders- Mild body horror- Gun violence (inc SFX)- Blood / Gore- Character Death- Mention of anxiety/panic attackEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall.SFX this week by shawshank73, SpliceSound, Mela, lolamadeus, Infernus2, JavierZumer, InspectorJ, Diboz, Mrthenaoronha, amorralteixe, qubodup, Kferentchak, Adam N with contributions from Soundly and previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Music:xtrgamr - "The Dramatic Music"(https://freesound.org/people/xtrgamr/sounds/331624/)Drakensson - "Crime Lab"(https://freesound.org/people/Drakensson/sounds/541774/)Ellary - "Jazzy Vibes #78 - Jazz Guitar Medley"(https://freesound.org/people/Ellary/sounds/529483/)Play Beautiful Space Pirates by Grant

RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen as they explore a haunted space station in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates.This week Erogenous shoots a ceiling robot, the Countess finds a window, Bathin conquers a strange pyramid, and Spinglewald strikes a pose.Content Notes: - Sexual references- Spiders- Mild body horror- Gun violence (inc SFX)- Blood / GoreEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall.SFX this week by Werra, michael_grinnell, kafokafo, MSB099, Tdude9000, with contributions from Soundly and previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Play Beautiful Space Pirates by Grant Howitt, available at https://gshowitt.itch.io/beautiful-space-pirates.Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Quill Gaming is a podcast dis

RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1Join Helen, Ben, Lydia and special guests Tim Meredith and Imogen Harris as they band together to survive a haunting adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates. This week we meet an eclectic and extensive cast of characters including Spinglewald Tasethorp, Erogenous Rakewell, Countess Underscore Starcluster and a familiar Stellar Firma character...Content Notes: - Innuendo- Spiders- Mild body horrorEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by CuddleNucks, Werra, megmcduffee, kwahmah_02, Velvorn, kyles, harrietniamh, satanicupsman, InspectorJ, GoodListener, 3bagbrew, luffy, 32cheeseman32, plasterbrain, wolfey1923, DrMinky, miguelab, cmusounddesign, bennychico11, leszek_Szary, Chanhun, WIM, cjfilmmaker, qubodup, caquet, YleArkisto, gleith, dav0r, jessepash, EricSoundschmiede, HerbertBoland, afirlam, Sirkoto51, frankum, ValentinSositskiy, with contributions from Soundly and previously credited artists via Fr

Tim chats with editor Maddy Searle and producer Katie Seaton about making Stellar Firma. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Nick Vega, Tyler Dzuba, Pendragon, Becky Gregory, Rachel Meresman, Melissa, Connor Ferry, Wednesday, Briar and Brine, Oya, Omnia, Wonderwomeme, Sasha Radula S., Cinthya J, Isy, William Hess, Megan Lim, Maggie Hoffman, MizFrenchname, Floatingspacetrash, Andy Grimaldi, Erinna, Michael Prideaux, Naomi Taylor, Syn (pronounced sin), Piper, Gabe!, Nicole H., jadefyre, Joyful Joyous Joy, Amalie Kirstine, Sindri Mjölnir, Nathan Benson, The Critshow, noah ayers, Melanie Dalby, RubyDian, Haley, Hannah Meller, Skelechicken, Margaret, Emily Savage, Jessnewok, Gisela Navarro, Leah D, Steeve Kaye.If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of c

Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2) Gosh darns and fiddlesticks  CLIENT - They can’t all be winners  Consultant recommendation: I’ll be in my trailer... also, can someone please buy me a trailer.Content warnings:Overtly sexual noisesReferences to medical conditions and procedures.This edition contains repeated loud beeps.Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Rudy Urroz, Stacy Falcon, Ariana, Eleanor Smith-Dufresne, Ken Yuen, Bruna R. Scheuer, Ben Nothing, Sandro Ortega, Quinn, cecil with a cool sword, Elf Sternberg, Aster, Sam Zisk, Jay, Ally, Hearth of the Fae, Andrew Thomas, The Octopus Gallery, nell wood-prince what if you were defenseless, Penny Veline, Spark, Adam, Clara, Ksenia Martynova, Bloodsbane, Sarah Elert, Ari Gonzalez, Jake Samuels, Jack Beckwith, Maika Cartwright, Luke, John Earl, Alain Leo, Aynjel Kaye, K.McQueen, Daria Tkocz, Liz Wooten, Elizabeth Wynn, September Brogan, Kyndall Holland, Tom Lackow, Landon Kade, Claire C, Alexa West, Andrea R Larson, Angel Dellamore, Ray Thom

By exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you, whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom! Content Warning for:Second-person deliveryComedic threats of violenceEmotional abuseExistential dreadRodentsMentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism.Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Alyssa Rozendaal, heroei, Alexandra DeCarlo, Ruu Weist, Halogen, Jill Flansburg, Peter Lukas' life insurance policy, Taka, Inna Nytochka, Meg Allen, Kamilla Kavmark, Vortex Eclipse, winnfour, Sandra Roorda, Emily, Hila SketchCat Shats, Melanie, Sebrina McCoy, Bee Elderly, Adrian Serrano, evelina, Sloane, Alex James, Kit Lines, PineapplePrincess, a creature built of gears and silver, Callie L Tomlinson, Power Loader, Carolyn McKenna, Frankie Kavakich, Knighthawk, Lex Adams, Grey Aster, Dan Hayes, Jonathan Björklund, Chaotica, Tristan Tinder, Danni Jager, Sydney Bell, Jessica Mattiace, Maya Manzonelli, lion

After one too many Build 'issues', Enola sets out her vision for the Geistman-free future of Stellar Firma Ltd. Praise the Board... Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Shona Hunter, koechelt, Goon Squad, Em 'Trans Rights' Kavanagh, thefarunlitunknown, Yolanda George, Lady C., James Brown, Savannah Whiteford, Casper Wright, Skye Martucci, Chris Kobzina, plum177, Victoria Marmolejo, Gloaming Wang, Bri Neumann, Nicholas Indrisano, Natassia Pastore, Coline R, em fedorchuk, Pasha, Dave J Bowman, Ari P, Michelle Elbert, Emma Adler, Jo, Mari, Liam Comeau, Illicit Tangent, twistedsardonic, Jennifer Thurgate, Fe Nguyen, Micah Goldstein, Charlie Eyre, Gabriel Hawke, Chiara Lorraine, Alex Daigle, Melissa Sage Dumont, L Sparrow, Alexis Costello, roguekind, loserlord, Paul Rueger, WolfintheWoods, Terese Nelson, Hannah Driggs, Piquk, Alice Sigurðardóttir, Atlas. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.  Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Ka

Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1) This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you. We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and commitment to the board, it goes very well, so grateful and honoured. EVERYTHING IS GREAT! Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Alaina Royse, Shane Kelly, Grackles, anonymous sky, Lainy J, JZimD, OatmealAddiction, Deidre Pitts, Andreas Evans, Disaster, Lovro, Saadia, Megan Linger, Billie, Rowen De Lacy, Gil, Zetallis, Woodspurge, Redd, Erin Sellars, James Curry, TJ Hoffer, KP Wilson, Zoe Schroeder, charliewarl, Shannon McHugh, Taylor Ashmore, lu, Mitch Pavao, sageybug, Josephine Hoare, Azaria Serpens, Bonnie Phillips, DwarvenBeardSpores, Bex, quollish, Jax Wells, Twisted Sight, Elizabeth LeGant, Agnieszka Szołucha, Benn Ends,

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2 I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Teo Qvillberg, cussbunny, Emilia Lee, Cora Larson, Rapsodia, Hannah McNutt, I Think Spirals Should Vote, Amaya, Stacy Bright, Matt Freeman, Black Dog, Karin Hammarsten, Heather Biggs, cinnabi, Maria Tickerhoof, Kathryn Nye, Jackie Tolomeo, Mary S., Laura, Miranda B., Kiera Gittins, tjesje, Jeffrey De Koning, Luis Narro, Ian A., Cristina Stubbe, Hayley Phoenix, kototyph, Katie Glasson, Arcturus, Jennie Styan, Abigail Eileen, Kris L, Danny Colgan, Jude, Jennifer Dyas, Megan Batchelor, Moomin Family, Samantha Leigh, Anita

Take a peek behind the curtain at Rusty Towers as Alex sits down with various members of Rusty Quill Ltd for insight into what we do and the values we work towards as a company.  Featuring:- Alexander J Newall- Jonathan Sims- Helen Gould- Tim Meredith- Mike LeBeau- April Sumner- Hannah Brankin- Anil GodigamuweEdited by Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Wholesome by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesomeLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0Check out our merchandise at https://www.redbubble.com/people/rustyquill/collections/708982-the-magnus-archives-s1You can subscribe to this podcast using your podcast software of choice, or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribePlease rate and review on your software of choice, it really helps us to spread the podcast to new listeners, so share the fear.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected]

Tim and Ben do SCIENCE Again!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) delves into the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… take 2!Correction: At one point Bryn makes a slight error and says that a Planck length is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6×10^−35 m.Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kenna Malone, Meg Simmons, James, MEGAN GREEN, Talbot Elfgrunge, Julia Mejbaum, Chuck Lambing, Sarah Burke, eicas, Serena Jensen, veevox, Brinnanza, Darth Nexus, Tiny Demon Dragon, Avery Breakell, Philip Kelley, Darcy M, Maria Blowers, Kellen, Cats 2019 Was A Pretty Good Movie, Allegra Rosenberg, Rachel Berger, Eleanor Mae Langston, Wren Valadin, Sarah Poiani, Ashley Crutchfield, Space Arbys, Annie Nate Schindler, Lana Elise, Emily Rose, Rebecca B, Piper, trinity, Evan Lukas, elwids, June W, Kayleigh T, sarenraesbesthope, Erin Yost, corbett, Erebus Odora, Senna_Redtail, Φ, Lor

Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&ATim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Elizaveta, roswyrm, mirsa, eet, Amy Prehm, Christian Otholm, Toni, Ellis Beale, Jaderz, A.Ninja, a New name, Sharon Grafton, Eloise Sherrid, Leslie Safran, Mars, Stewart Smith, CirrusGrey, Emma Sandgren, Nicole Stevenson, Meg Taylor, Carine Lee, Liz, Fushi, Iain Bradley, Fire in Dark Woods, Dave (the good china, now pls), Cher Carlisle, Rashika Rao, Mithy Carlan, Ruth Anderson, Michelle M, Roo Jones, kailajay, Clara Edmonds, Marimo, DapperCyborg, DT, Samantha Minnette, Gail, Ashley Dovahkitten, Sieben, Amnesiac Stowaway, Fish, Lisa F, Ya Boi Vince, Kali Moogle, Kristine, Cyncit, Kiera Mortensen, meaty thwack.If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Kha

Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)Whoopsies and OH-NOs CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one!Consultant recommendation: Alright, well you do it, then, if you think you're SO GREAT!Drug referencesExplicit languageSexual referencesAlcoholism references.Special thanks to this week's Patrons: M.A.B., Bri Raymond, Olivia Peachley, GameStressor, Lucy Hall, Brittany Guy, H.D, Elfy Ibenbob, Maryam Trabelsi, LainieBarbarian, Steven Chlebek, Robert Espy, Full Featuritis, Silphius, gaminette, Nic Duhamel, Thor, Chris Halliday, ArcticMetal, Bob Hundertmark, FXKTN, sarahmeh, Alexis Arendt, Mickey, Greg Meyer, tracey van haaften, Beccameriel, Victoriano Vello, Imogen, BooksAndCats, Churlington Beesecoat, John Albert, Victorious Prime, ELooking, Overflight, Matthew Taylor, Bremen J. Savage, Lydia Kats, Cher Silver, Quill & Scale Designs, Teresa Wu, Scorna Lott, Rikki D, Ren, harmonybat, Cole Weber, andrew, GreyT, Tomas Nieboer, Rob Beckmann, Katie, Shaz, howdoyouwrite, Zoë Mortensen, Monsters' Advocate, Enzy.If you'd like to join the

Episode 50Foreshadows and Filing CLIENT - Expediting Review*ALERT* Line manager review failed due to absenteeism. Standards breach. Case referred to Standards for assessment. Line manager employment status to be reviewed. Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismCorpsesPutrefactionSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: MacKenzie Cummings, Elizabeth Boyer, cordsycords, Ace of Artemis, Amanda Dalton, Becky S Chapin, Lorec, Jessica Snyder, YungBrood, Sandra Vucenovic, Kimberly, John Biegel, Nemo Nemiroff, Paula Salkeld, Sophia Anderson, Rheine, William Wold, Milana Tatarenko, Haley Morris, Elliot, Katie Barrowman, Bob Charlton, RinM, TeaReesa, Madison Mason, Charly Nygaard, Jurgen Leitner, crxcrvs, Andy Juell, Henry Tschudy, Eboni Daniels, Ms Natalie Catchpole, A_Wild_Sonne , Malediction, Alex, Dante Rowe, Katia, Eric Patterson and Lynn Coy, Harmony Mills, Ronnie Stewart.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecut

Episode 49Vain Attempts and Vent DescentsCLIENT - Error 404: Consultants not foundSecurity Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismScreamingMass painMentions of animal harm.Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Gabi Marler, Sammy Winchester, Cinna_The_Poet, Laurence, Mara K, Mary Stanfield, Elliot Burnette, Eva LaD

Episode 48Faces and AcesCLIENT - Tracer P. Zazz Cage, The Face.The Face needs quarters not infested by space cats and it is starting to affect their mission critical work, the work of being The Face.Expeditors’ recommendations: general gushing, do not succumb to the cylindrical cats, force it to be worse to force it to be better, avoid further con…..ALERT, FILE CORRUPTION, SYSTEMS OVERRIDE DETECTEDComedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismPotential suicide ideationMentions of animal harm.Special thanks to Hila for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Alex Alowersson, Sam Lydiatt, Jessica Conrad, Amanda Whitehouse, Smruthi Maganti, grayson, Selena Yu, K. C. Millheiser, Destiny Katherine, Meg Tumney, Sara L Maupin, Nicolas Glover, Kayleigh Prusak, alex "1000 beetles in a trench coat" bletz, Isabel Wilson, treefrog, Shannon Clarke, Caitlyn Borgmann, Ripley King, Patreonoid Android, Emma Leiser, Sally Milson, HM, Kittylace Cosplay, Jacqueline Shekell, Kim Void., Choptail, Jessica Reddy, El

Episode 47Weatherboy and Working Out  CLIENT - Welby Weatherby (Weatherboy), Maintenance - Atmospheric Control MonitorWelby, a consistently misnamed Atmospheric Control Monitor, would like to be known by his proper name and not his mean nickname.Expeditors’ recommendations: mind your lung-bottom, ruin the meter, IMOGEN is a social influencer, heed the memo, indiscriminate nicknaming, abandon your name, weak historical puns.Comedic ViolenceBullying / TauntingEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Leif for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: DonovanPlanet ., Terra Minuit, Jeminac, Draac, Lizette Hernandez, catboy, lucmond, Alexandra Koslowska, James Napier, Josefin Berntsson, Kris Haas, Coffeehatter, Henry Murdy, Ian Sabo, PutTheKettleOn, Alex Merry, Michael Dash, Lux, Taylor Anderson, Maria Paleologo, Jamie Martinelli, Kate, Gabrielle Brereton, Aiden Grahame, Marcus Bolton, Elentori, JebKenobi, Feliks, Jamie Levine, Omer Fidler, Ria, artie, Davis Doherty, Annie Spencer, Manon, Ja

Episode 46Gonk and Grandiosity CLIENT - Gonk, Cleaning - Disgruntled Gonk, a disgruntled and mopless cleaner, would like to have basic equipment and respect in return for his years of thankless service.Expeditors’ recommendations: Oh Gonk, weapons equal respect; mutually assured hammers; obey all the Trexmandments; find out which kind of god you are.Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Jon Clark for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Darria Leigh Dennison, Grace Anne, Alex Surname, Teaghan McCreary, Kairon Coates, Shuu, T.A., Fitzlet, Chrys Sterling, Evan Cody, Mandy Huynh, smallmediumproblems, Big Carl, Babet Halberstadt, Azaana, Nick Oliverio, Annemarie Windhorst, Say, Claire Martin, Brooke Griffith, Angela DeFrancis, Rebecca, Emrys, stef, Emory L, leah addison, Brianna Craveiro, Rym SAOUD, Taran Winnie, James Cunningham, Kaiya Lewis-Marlow, Bex, James Furber, Sami Yuhas, Creatrixanimi, Hannah Francis, Anna Sparlin, Vasya, Hilliard, Ashley Andersen.If you'd l

Episode 45Cages and ConnivanceCLIENT - Expediting ReviewALERT - Org Chart updated, unspecified alterations to reporting structure, unscheduled additions to Executing Track shortlist.Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Anna Stachia, SimonFeliks, Monica Quirk, doopliss, Tori, SelfAware, Mollie, AirmidCelt, Dian Syafeeqah, Ivy Piper, lilikoi, Maja Flink, Mei Parsons, Eddie Currant, Eli Lassiaille, Diana Read, Kieran, Harry Thompson, Erin Biddle, Malraza, Jasper is The End looking for any sexy new avatars' Graham, Ley, Gene, Sharon V., DisasterNick, Amanda Nengel, Kiore Hernandez, Shannon O'Leary, Anika DuMont Arvanitis, Reagan Mellan, Jacob, Keelin Lawlor, Felix Nicoll, Jasmine Bloom, Brendan Abolivier, Lysimache, AaronBurrSir, Mandy, Zach Davis, Becky N.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid

Episode 44Misunderstandings and Mediation CLIENT - Axel Nee Juul, Legal - Blame Deflection and Excuses Axel Nee Juul, a Creative Writer in the Legal department is looking for assistance with an ongoing attack from a pack of rabid prosecutors. Expeditors’ recommendation: bring in a mediator, shake it out, smile through it, accept the hatred and silence, try the old switcheroo, j'accuse!  Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Jasper for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: caroline yepsen, Salsa, Prince Hess, Anne Schindler, gwain, Rebecca McElfish, Piper Cooke, Estrid Nielsen, lairn, Mari, Lucy Bresgal-Waters, Steph Leddington, Honeybee, Abigail Trevor, Jenniferr Fleming, Emily Deutsch, Annie Wold, Charlotte Shih, Dave Palmer, Stephanie Santos, Jam-Jamz, Anna Ivanyos, Kellan B, Sarah S, Gabriella Cigarroa, Ashley DesertWillow', Wilson, Ashura Sumeragi, Kenzie JP, Catherine Evans, Jess Riley, Elodie_L, Anna Walker, Eri Martinez, AJNR, Isabella Bestfriend, Tracy T

Episode 43Detectives and Detonations CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions.Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic.Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Mimic325 for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Jamie Galioto, isobel, Sarah Kershaw, jenni from the block, Hannah Kincannon, Jortin Blims!!!, Lunagalemaster, Mae, zaraegis, Luceil GreenAppleSause, Mary Lanners, Gabriel Murphy, Art Stephens, Em, Cassie Waln, Joshua No Relation To Sarah Baldwin, Milan Nigam, Mackenzie Massey, Tavin Kastner, Nathaniel Beck.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:

Episode 42Push-Ups and Privilege CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, MarketingDoug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton.Expeditors' recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk.ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Sarah Mainwaring for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Ghost, Amanda Williams, Elisabeth Banks, Brendan Tihane, Infini, PhoenixFlame, Saga Blomberg, Kristen Secrest, Genevieve A., Alexia De Leon, Corey Frampton, niblick_iii, Anna Loftus, Erin, Samantha Curtis, Alex, Ricky Dash, Samantha Cross, Sophie Talbot, Shiv.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harri

Episode 41Exile and Expediting CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, SecurityALERT - Department reassignment. Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office. Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted.ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Abigail Roberts for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Rachel Attaway, Itzel Anayeli M., Emma Briannon, Annika Ekholm, Faine Greenwood, Jake The Fake Jake, Caitlin Martin, Avery Winther, Jamie Frew, Ebony Biar, Misha, Torsanist, Percival Shaw, Jack, Lee McNally, Jennifer, Elliot H T, David D Martin, Gayest-Bee, Elizabeth Coretto.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

And now a statement from Rusty Quill CEO, Alexander J Newall with some updates on the current state of operations at Rusty Towers, as of 25th March 2020.For a full transcript of this statement, visit http://rustyquill.com/ceo-statement-on-covid-19/Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 40Grudges and Gauntlets CLIENT - Sales ReviewALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismMortal perilThis week's Patrons: Jennifer Southerland, Travis Boillat, Ali Cillov, Berlin Kofoed, Agnieszka Bogdan, Curtis Y Takahashi, Emily James, Alix Bernier, Nanna, ealyblu, Evelyn Scidmore, Ori Griffin, Melissa Koetzle, Izzy Edmonds, Laiska, Alex, Grey G, benja✌✨, Erin Graham, Rebecca McVeigh.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekEditing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX by bone666138, copyc4t, Inspector J, markb, maxdemainAGL, soundmary, Grubzyy, thefsoundman, Benboncan, Skullsmasha, Kyle1Katarn, 11builderboy11, klankbeeld, RSilveira_88

Episode 39Gripes and Graduation   CLIENT - Ethel Unction YeemsThe client is interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Imogen Cassidy for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Kristin Jeffords, The Laughing Kookaburra, Murmuruk, Mrs. Mighterbump, Jorj Car'das, Jess Donaldson, Constantin Valdor, Joia Vita, James Rule, ProbsNotJosh, Izzy Aliberti, Ethan Morris, Debra Mitchell, Angharad, Sarah & Michelle Poiani, Matthew McCorkle, Nikki Nelson-Hicks, Vili Kaneli, Sam Oliver, TalesHunter.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanF

Important Announcement:As of 13 March 2020 we will be retiring the name shout-out reward from our Rusty Knight and Rusty Noble tiers of the Patreon.If you have never been a Rusty Knight or Noble ($5 or upwards/month) and still want to have your name read out, you will need to be a Patron (or upgrade your membership if you’re a Rusty Citizen) by midnight GMT on Friday 13th March by visiting www.patreon.com/rustyquillFor more information, visit http://rustyquill.com/patreon-shout-outs-closing/Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 38Muscles and Moral Egotism   CLIENT - Yinly StrongThe client is interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and Phobos, Kira, Dr. Badvibes, Sara Freeman, Hannah Earnshaw, Anne Fabe, Kiro, Lauren Nabet, Hannah Jordan, Robin Stone, Nancy Crawford.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org and origi

Episode 37Tedium and Touching Gestures  CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt ScrumThe client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to bittercape for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams, Patrick Halsewig, Lief, Steve Spencer, bri m, Rachel Goldman, Rachel, Chris LeBlanc, Kimberly McLeod, Lion Thot, Kim Petrosky, Gabriel Murray, Gogol, Merle Roy, R. Clarke.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX by bruce965,

Episode 36Spies and Subterfuge  CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] AgencyThe client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI.Content Warning for:Panic attacksComedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, Debbie Frangedakis, OrdainedCrownie, Becky Voller, Mersipan, Rosa, KnifeCat, Vriska Said Gay Rights, East5, Saika, Sydney Engelstein, Melanie Johnston, Amanda Overmyer, Darcy Morgan, Merapia F Zharkoff, Corviscus Inc., Icon315.If you'd like to join them be sure to visitwww.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Elizabeth Moffatt and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel D

Episode 35Planets and ProtagonistsCLIENT - Sales ReviewALERT - TTRPG detected, Security alertedComedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismThis week's Patrons: Michael Spiral DESERVES Rights, Andy Loth, Daniel Williams, Heather H, Evil Angel, Vivianne Starlight, Coney's Mom, Kay-Jay Bee, Cato, planetsandmagic, Mariada, Stephanie Simon, Melissa Ponce, Olivia Pugh, Tatyana Beck, Brittany, The Paper Librarian, Kira Apple, Lena Williams, Dani.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekEditing: David Devereux and Elizabeth MoffattMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX by Martineerok, dobroide, rboecker and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate

Episode 34Percy and Perfidiousness CLIENT - Stefan the Mantis ShrimpThe client(s) is/are interested in a planet to celebrate their ten thousandth birthday. Suggested sales tactics: globe thievery, emotional outbursts, unwanted backstory, reckless endangerment, moral quagmires.Content Warning for:Comedic ViolenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholism.Special thanks to Cato AKA Cato for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Link Sandblom, Sindre Sareide, Retro Seamstress, Nick Mikoleit, Tasha, Msharki3, Alex K., Breanne A., Ashley Cecere, Emilia Williamson, Catherine White, aimsme, Hannah LaPlante, Sea, Britt & Astrid, juicysushi, Ferynn, Dean Winchester, Jessica Wells, Molly W.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: David Devereux, Elizabeth Moffatt, Maddy Searle and Alexander

Episode 33Self-Confidence and Social Influence CLIENT - Attia Novellia The client is interested in a planet as a talking point for their social media posts. Suggested sales tactics: rewrite history, engage in destructive nostalgia, brazen hollow mockery, buttery animals.Content Warning for:GaslightingComedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Hedwig for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sofia Sandino, Cecil Goodwin, Nell, Masha Weber, James Candalino, Kit Buss, Rocket Corgi, Terrence Rollin' with a Grand, Connor Adderley, Rowan Grey, Liz MacGregor, Ealasaid Haas, Hhhh, ex libris crow, Ryan Norrie, Ivanna A. Villamil, Dumpbucket, o55k, Breeanna Sveum, & Sam.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Elizabeth Moffatt, David Devereux and Alexander

Episode 32Standards and Swarms CLIENT - Bee FrostThe clients are interested in a factory planet to create their own stars. Suggested sales tactics: ignore the client... entirely.ALERT - INTERNAL I.M.O.G.E.N. OVERRIDE DETECTED, ANY SECRET HATCHES OBSERVED CAN BE NEITHER CONFIRMED NOR DENIED.Content warning for:Poisoning/druggingSacrificial animalsComedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to ShardAngel for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Charlie Haglin, Jason Dawson, How Should I Know, Tonya Downing, Negev, MOLLY WHALEN, Bonster, Richard Drumm, Ben Stillwell White, Ren Martin, Nancy S, megan schreiber, Keller, Jon Cantwell, Mel Barsana, Lynny, Dan and Heather Norbury Montalto, Lucas Rozell, Ann, Katey Lannen.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithNumber

Episode 31Shells and ShameCLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.Content warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to HRH Aranelle for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O

It's time for a new video project - RQ Streams - with Mike LeBeau (Head of Video; Tim Stoker) and Anil Godigamuwe (Community Manager) as your guides & fellow explorers through the worlds of gaming! And thank you so much to everyone for your support to make things like this possible!Join us weekly on Saturdays, at 3pm GMT - starting 25th January 2020 - at www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill !Music: "The Messenger" by Silent Partner via the Youtube Audio LibraryJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 30Logic and Line ManagersCLIENT - Sales ReviewALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISTMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER.Content warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, Nikki Bee, Kayleigh Banyard, Jessica Witt, Geo, Maria, Laura Toh, Bethany King, Birdy Nelson, Patricia Keith & Hall of Mirrors Artworks.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatu

Episode 29Commerce and CandyCLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or ArchexianniamThe client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceAbleism (dissociative disorder)Emotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClairIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall a

Mandatory Winter Holiday Client CommuniquéIncoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!” Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;*ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH………Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:“Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!” Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduce

Episode 28Deities and DeterminationCLIENT - Kaliah Tallett Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.  Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Harrison, Manda McIlroy, Malin, Christian Dokken, K S, Bert!, Alex May, Mike Massiah, Jessica Grace.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samue

Episode 27Sales and SchoolingCLIENT - ORIENTATIONNo client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, Ð–ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð¢ÑŽÑ€Ð¸Ð½Ð°, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily Scherping, David Tynan, Sierra Mayer, Brooke Prado, Ishiima, beznogova, Elly Grant, Michael Troyer, Kupla Ku, Matthew Briggs, Marquleta Sibanyama, Magnus Stenrød, Maxim MannIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillAdditional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistanceCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatu

Episode 26Returns and Reassignments PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERRORMisalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/cloneContent Warning for:Comedic violencePhysical violenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, Cat Heg is the Best Heg, Withans, Corey Allison, Brian S. Roe, Luna, Isabelle Jackson, Laura Fernandez, Kade Kafel, Tracey Bauer, Lisa Ferreira, Matt Walton, Arin Astratic, Andrew Guthy, Daniel Gullman If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX: from David Devereux & previously credited artis

The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACEStatement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar Firma  Ltd.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Irene Hausler, Erin Paige, Micaela Palmeiro, Connor E. Hohner, Ace Tayloe, Julia Meyer, Brant Casavant, Taffeara, Mrs. Widgery's Lodger, Wendy Kay, Mattanja Koenz, DTBR, Daniel Simmons, Emil Johansson, pewterandjaded, Yancy Zim, Clarissa, Emily Ritchie, OpalKat29If you would like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David DevereuxSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided.All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded).This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Peter Davis, Charlotte Dunn, Nicky, Jordan Bouchard, Jaz Vallin, Jess?, Dane McGuire, Jessica Deyo, Rebecca Hansen, KippIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David DevereuxSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence. H

This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we sit down with Hartro Piltz (ID 63277482), a rising young executive and Line Manager who could be destined for great things.We find out what makes her tick, what she attributes her success to, if she has considered betraying the board, and how she likes to let her hair down out of hours. Will she survive? It’s Unclear! But rest assured we will have the truth from her come what may.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Jennifer Payton, Camilla Sutton, Charles Craig, Igor Nikolskiy, brianna, Kara Marten, lauren coleman, Wim, Shawna Bracken, Cally Shearer, Zalia Chimera, Christopher Nies, Maxwell Skrocki, Phillip Platt, Aurora B., johnny dangerously, Athena Frade, Lais Rojas, Iris, Kim CuthbertsonIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Featured music by David DevereuxJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEB

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 4-5.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael, Erinn Triplett, Kaii's Creations, Hayley R, TheAceAce, Fennic Anteres, Lemmke, Evan, Hal, William Brandes Stoddard, el, Aaron Everett, Andee Williams, Zach smith, Amber Armstrong, Milli Bayley, A. Hargreaves, Molly!, Cas Landman, PlotTwisted.If you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.org.Join our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Quality control and behaviour regulation assessments for the clone assistants of Design Consultant Trexel Geistman. Batch 0432, Davids 1-3Thanks to this week's Patrons: Nathaniel M, El Addams, Ezra Beau, Lionel Ambrose, Taylor Levesque, Layla, fatal_drum, Alexis, NOLA Girl, kawm_, Jason Green, Xephyrix, Andrew Wilson, smiff, Bobby Brill, Gregory Craddock, Jonathan Basil, Ruth Jones, Nomen, Rhiannon HundleyIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by David Devereux & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by previously credited artists via Freesound.orgJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Ben are joined by Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, for the conclusion of our a special crossover!This week Shmerr makes some observations and things get Hot as the crew tries to solve their fuel crisis.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Fast or Write, Capricious Cacti, C. X. Lu, Stick in Hand, Margaery Clare, Cora, aritchie, Brian Greenwald, Elita Grunde, majesticrhyhorn, Jon Williams, Sigma Bunny, Jack, Rainny Q, Charlotte Ballantyne, Kerry Cobey, Roseann White, Bennett Burns, Anna Veltkamp, Theora RiceIf you would like to join them visit http://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by Diboz, Zovex, KieranKeegan, InspectorJ, DrinkingWindGames, Erdie, pointparkcinema, xxqmanxx, Jace, Mikael_Sk, toiletrolltube, EpicWizard, HerbertBoland, unfa, kwahmah_02, Reitanna and previously credited artists via Freesound.orgCheck out Vast & Starlit by Epidiah Ravachol here: https://epidiah.itch.io/vast-starlitJoin our community:WEBSITE: ru

It's time for a special crossover! Tim and Ben join Rusty Quill Gaming regulars, Alex, Helen and Lydia, in this exciting two-part space adventure!This week we meet Deraldio Pilchards, Mr. Squeakington [her/she], Shmerr, Commander Unal Manspray & Worshiper 2X7 as they navigate the perils of deep space.Thanks to this week's Patrons:Sarah Schrader, Jeremy Wallace, Ellie M, Laurent, manywisps, Micah Epstein, Ezzoh, Anke Gladnick, Rhadja, ECD, Kelly O, Q, ivelostmyspectacles, Luna Zephyr, Pagan angel, Stormy Weather, 3 Eyed Mavens, Nadia Tudhope, E K, Vance BarnhillIf you would like to join them visit https://www.patreon.com/rustyquillEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies & Alexander J NewallSFX this week by nathan45100, anrou, DSOADigital, Adam_N, Greencouch and previously credited artists via Freesound.orgCheck out Vast & Starlit by Epidiah Ravachol here: https://epidiah.itch.io/vast-starlitJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/

Stellar Firma - Season 1 Q&AWelcome to another bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Tim and Ben do their best to answer all of your questions!Thanks to this week's Patrons: Bruno Falcon, Brian Taulbee, Anastasia Keelor, William Diment, Abbegail Lovette, Ariel Young, Johnathan & Gillian Kastner, Jared Clark Levixn, Jack Cato and Jellybeam, Rob Core, oli, C Jason, Grace Brant, Dylan Haring, Rory A, Nicholas Schaefer, Harry Jones, Samantha Christine, AGVZ, BearyGoosey If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it reallyhelps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillRED

Stellar Firma - Tim & Ben do SCIENCEWelcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Rusty Quill Gaming) probes the Meredith brothers to find out how much they really know about the science of Stellar Firma.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Ben Hinder, Amanda!, Roar Granevang, Julia Duffy, Lynus T, Emma Steiner, Josh, Jill Kozo, Josh, Emily Goodrich, WrongCielo, Rowen Enjolradical, Paul Gregory, Alex Self, Zaiker, Panko, Alimartins, Kat, Sabrina Howes, NeWorlDarkIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @theru

Stellar Firma - S1 Bloopers Boo-boos and Blunders PLANET - Nailed itConsultant recommendation: Go home, you're drunk.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Shahrzad Mohammed, Marissa Mendoza, 20thcenturyvole, Neil Czebieniak, Meaghan E Carpenter, Vera Rae, Devas, 99Robocats, TheBuggiest, GothicRain, Jennifer Meyer, Kyle Presodebt of the Drop Goodwood Fan Club, Cassidy the butler, William Reeck, Camille Weeks, Amanda Bills, Mary Frederick, Anne Searle, Athena Metro, Emily Arotin Wagner.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:David 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHarry: Simon PlotkinEditing: Alexander J Newall and David DevereuxMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.f

Episode 25Trials and TerminationPLANET - JUSTICEBio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335) is put on Trial for multiple misdemeanours. Prosecution lead by Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482), Defence lead by Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884), Judge I.M.O.G.E.N Presiding. May the Board have mercy on their souls.Consultant recommendation: JUSTICEContent Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAbuse of powerAlcoholismSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Janik Helbig, malakambla, Jennifer Hamilton, Spiderweb, Dalton Floyd, Alissa Morrow, August Johannes Rian, Meredith, Liam Heigis, Rachel, Nielle Hehe,Emma, Anna Dąbrowska, River Joo, Laura Edwards, mltraxler, Dave Jiley, Ratatozsk, Erin Daly, Indecisive Geek If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithNumbe

Episode 24Resets and RecriminationsPLANET - ERRORSandan Trexiko requests a planet to show up their co-worker who received a moon last quarterConsultant Recommendation; ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERRORContent Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Andrew Naught for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Delainie, Julia G White, Will Cramer, Mary Nettle, Chris Adams, Christine, Karin Kross, MarryMeLake, Kalioz, JasmineTyrrell, Saroona Jam, DennGlanzig, Professor Ampersand, Benjamin Heebsh, Vilte Baliutaviciute, Angela, Thegeekgene, Doug Standish, SajWho, Rikki TikkiIf you'd like to join them be sure

Episode 23Wrangling and WrestlingPLANET - 512913- ❈Roxanne Fuerteson requests a modern and fully equipped wrestling planet putting out 24hr non-stop wrestling entertainmentConsultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Wrestle dictatorship. Social engineering through logistics. Wrestle mountain. More oil than necessary. Deephat based suspicion.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Leslie Gideon for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Michael Manomivibul, Marina Vermilion, Astrid Gustafsson, Greg O'Neill, Robert Crouchley, Scott Shanks, Cory Trickler, Chunktusk, Elizabeth Brooke, Katherine Waltz, Jason Scully-Clemmons, Bobbie Parker, Distant Egg Song, E. Forney, Lavonne Staley, Debra Lewis, Kellie Wills, Jesse Fyffe, JRA, Nichole ChisholmIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Produce

Episode 22Sports and ShapesPLANET - 512912- ✾Bellonda Ghodrak requests a planet from which they will be safe from further threats from the Space WhalesConsultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Space whale dislikes as a defence, Sports cone, Concealed gambling, Movable foliage.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to bunnywithaswitchblade for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Jordan and Kelly Bryan, Ofek Barkol, Helen, Sheryl R. Hayes, Richard Gomersall, Emily Harford, Heather Nichols, Mary Allison, Gaia Turtle, Jo, Thomas Joseph Connolly, Benjamin Zilke, Jess, Andrew Fox, Matthew Sobiesk, Christine Abrenilla, Casey Berry, Lauren Anthony, John Archibald Getty the 4th, Nicholas ColeIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen H

Episode 21Literature and Life LessonsPLANET - 512911- ⑄Loulabella Anas-Marum requests a planet from which they can compose their romantic novels in peace away from her terrible public.Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Confusing desert planet. Nomadic writing palanquin. Underground sex bunker. Employable more-than-friends. Too much oil. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismChild neglectSpecial thanks to Sea-Glass and Duckpond for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Cait F, Morrow Grove, Elizabeth Cornwell, Kerry Lloyd, Casey Peavler, Flighty Broad, Rebecca Coffey, Tatum B, Addy Bats, Gladys Gonzalez, Zedd Newton-Whitaker, Anna Z, Megan Griffin, Emptyface Buttercup, Kathryn Cwynar, Kylee Berry, Emily Johnson, John Cullen, Metrophor, Meghan O'Grady Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisD

Episode 20Machinations and MemoryPLANET - REVIEWCitizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).Line manager recommendation; Expectations far exceeded. Continue teamwork. Special Commendation requested for Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482).PLANET - REVIEWContent Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseGas lightingThis week's Patrons: Ashley Temple, Emilie Mont, micah (birdkaiju), Eric Carr, Michaela, Carineybean, Luke Davies, Elizabeth Krueger, Cody Jarrett, Lydia Counsell, Sharra Rosichan, TheZenScientist, Rexy Adaar, David Durand, Anne Poelman, Neil Kelly, szgrey, Ian Moran, Sean McMahon, Xander, Wizard of the Citadel Under the Hidden Rivers, etc. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny H

Episode 19Dreams and DebaucheryPLANET - 512910- ⏣Henkka requests a low gravity planet where their joints no longer hurt, must have no winter.Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Low gravity. No atmosphere. Personal permeable spacesuits. Candy dust clouds. Insulting death treadmills. Free Dentures. Hump bubble.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismLewd referencesMild body horrorSpecial thanks to Shenkkazoo for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kathryn Mucica, Kitty Hannan, Paige Steele, Lyn Redder, Alexander C Bahr, Jean Furgerson, Sarah Becan, Kate Carter, Josh H, Neil Harvey, HPStarcraft, Bailey Andreson, Bob Wallace, Anne, Jane Belinskaya, Alexander Vane, Ben Bloomquist, Liam McLaughlin, Nathan Lake Starr, Brennade Lune If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J Newa

Episode 18Star Theft and Star MarlinsPLANET - 512909- ⏇Orren Thruul requests a planet to host the exhibits for their latest intergalactic art show; 'Rebirth of the Star Marlin'Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Hospital Cube. Time bomb. Coerced suns. Collapsing Moon.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismScreamingChildbirthSpecial thanks to Stefan Sipika for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex, Rob Young, Jen Van Meter, Jeffrey D Brainerd, Alix Antilla, Lho, Kevin Lovecraft, Margaery Clare, Andrew Hall, Porkchop Krandal, Alex Rose, Rozzlynn, Jon Lozano, Rowan MacBean, Mildred, Amelia Stevenson, Mike Weiss, Finn Garza, Tommy Parker, Cornflake of DoomIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geist

Episode 17Cardinals and Comfy ChairsPLANET - 512908- ➿Cardinal Fang requests an unexpected planet with a comfy chairConsultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.Original Consultant Recommendation; Featureless ball. Reclining Chair. Multiple cupholders.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismCardinal Fang!Special thanks to Gilligan Mungus for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sierra Tyrrel, Maltriestrei, Erin Kanani, Jonas Hallstrom, Holly, neongrey, Tessa Leake, Joey, Daniel Masterson, Kathryn Sims, Patrick Kunkel, littlebluehouse, Wendy Hewitt, chel, Jake Ellis, Hannah Capricious, Bunnywithaswitchblade, Jennifer Hartshorn, Lucifer Morningstar, Dānayuttā SuYen Tan-OkotieIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing b

Episode 16Puppets and PartnershipsPLANET - Team Building ExerciseCitizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) conducts a team building exercise day with Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).Exercise Results: Error 404 Teamwork not foundContent Warning for:Sudden yellingComedic violenceAlcoholismThis week's Patrons: Eric Zagar, El Addams, John C. Worsley, Lauren, Katie Nolan, Jonathan Clark, Danielle Goldstein, Patrick Perry, Hilary Merline, Anton and Ken, Brooklyn Orchard, Benjamin 'Nothing but BS' Sussman, Slugfarm, Lottie Lynn, Valda Kylie. Emily Kellogg, Sarah Vakos, Monika Cieślińska and Bojan PanicIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork

Episode 15Moisturiser and Measures PLANET - REVIEWCitizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).Line manager recommendation; Restrict Consultants access to moisturiser. Reciprocity via Vent Torment. Alternative foot application. Returned damaged Graph Friend. Bathin is dreamy. Deploy the “Party Ender”. Megatron-Polar Alliance noted. Teamwork Needed.PLANET - REVIEWContent Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSubstance abuseThis week's Patrons: Lucy McCully, Kelly Lux Callahan, Jeffery Sumler, Melissa Verble, Greg Lange, Kelsey P, Mobius, Pettycoated Swashbuckler, Christopher Pajo, ASmithIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexa

Episode 14Seals and AccountantsPLANET - 512907- 𐆖Lorek Brynison, King of the Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard, requests a planet of snow and ice where they can be safe from the consistent planetary ruination of humanity.Consultant Recommendation: Frost ball. Business rivers. Abundant coastal relaxation points. Seal catering. Heated accountants.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Bryn for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zach Jenkins, Dunstan Thorn, David Simons, Kayla B. Roman Sevchenko, Meche Morier, Andrew Wadsworth, E Jalenak, Brie Hutcheon, Sara HomanIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX: scriptique, 1hi

Episode 13Raves and CateringPLANET - 512906- ⭂Psilax Bromius requests a party planet with a strobe moon for the purpose of raving. Consultants are invited to the planet warming along with any cult followings. Consultant recommendation; Dancefloor planet surface. Dual purpose dance moon with chillout core. Nibbles provided via hatchway. Robot catering staff. Party end initiated by mooncrash.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismChild abuseIllegal drugsMild perilSpecial thanks to tk 😔🤙 for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Shane Douglas Stewart, bittercape, Ashley Tuggle, Mystic Sybil, Pearl Crandall, Christopher Nelson, Alicia Hall, Jens Grieme, Kaitlyn Perry, Erick WoodIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander

Episode 12Denizens and GoobricationPLANET - 512905- ⬳Bathin, Great Duke of Galactonium, requires a plant in which to store precious stones and requires that the denizens therein can only be moved by transporter.Consultant recommendation; Nesting safes. Denizens residing in mechanisms. Goobrication (Patent Pending). Dogs in chutes. Bathin is an idiot.  Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to animalsEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Paul Gregory for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: M. Waters, ADogWithHumanHands, Calvin Zeek, . , Andrew Lehmann, Scott LaTour, Merlene Martigue, Fizzer, Teresa Walstrum, Daria KozbenkoIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika K

PLANET - 512904- ⟴Serafina Mouchet requests a planet to demonstrate their wealth and aesthetic sense and requires that it also conceals their location so that no-one can locate them. The use of a mangrove-lined river labyrinth is mandated.Consultant recommendation; Mangrove labyrinth with help from a Graph Friend™. Decadent gondoliers. Gold where possible. If in doubt, computers. Vents = safety.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismMinor gaslightingSpecial thanks to Emma C. for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex Oliver, Devin Vinson, Chase T Hopper, Natalie Mink, Kevin Bradley, Inken Wolff, WW, Bean, Cassidy and Dr. ZombieCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX:kooust, CosmicEmbers, leonelmail,

Episode 10Tokens and OrphansPLANET - REVIEWCitizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).Line manager recommendation: Better containment. Reciprocal violence. Amends required to marmalade orphans. Accidental achievement does not count as achievement .Content Warning for:·      Comedic violence·      Emotional abuse·      Alcoholism·      Accidental death·      Manslaughter·      Childhood traumaSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Sharptooth Luke, Amy Meechan, Maija Mednieks, Nico Aspen, Caleb Eigsti, Boxer Santaros, Stephanie Cooper, Grey, Sarah and SachiIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J. NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J

PLANET - 512903-ỢBerthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet.Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to AnimalsEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Macy Grant for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: James Wilson Smith, Jordan and Virginia Nickens, Preema Rahman, Jordan L. Hawk, Kat Cunico, Chad Belt, Charlie, Alona Mitsnefes, Aryssa and Alexey Gladilovich.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newal

Episode 8Pillows and CultsPLANET - 512902-⭄Hypnos Soulbiter requests a planet were even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head but warns that the sleep may be permanent.Consultant recommendation; Golden pillows floating. Brass bells chiming. Monster lurking. Dreams eaten. All hail Hypnos Soulbiter ###ERROR, HERESY REDACTED### ALL HAIL THE BOARD.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Kate Onyett for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt. Erika Kvistad. Bradie Forsberg. Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX:Kyles & previously credited artists via freesound.org."Relaxing" mus

Episode 7Trash and MysteriesPLANET - 512901-🜃Lady Wimr Ikipidsah requests a planet where all the lost and found items of the universe end up. All of the items are mysteriously grouped together making a whole continent of odd socks from all the species of the universe that have feet.Consultant recommendation; Trash collecting black holes. Unknowable sorting system. Self-continenting socks. Fun trash sorting activities provided gratis.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to AnimalsEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Full Featuritis for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt, Erika Kvistad, Bradie Forsberg, Lorna M., Rose Marie WongIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Al

PLANET - 512900-🝘Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do.Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to animalsEmotional abuseAlcoholismEmotional traumaSpecial thanks to Stuart McQueen for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons:Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, Björn Jäger If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J

Episode 5Fear and FeetPLANET - REVIEWCitizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismAccidental deathAccidental genocideManslaughterElectrocutionSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, joseph fink, jane dataghostsIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von AderkasMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX: differentieel, jakobhandersen, kwahmah_02, kbn

Episode 4Bowels and DogsPLANET - 512899-ꝄLead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring.Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant questions to establish moods. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to animalsEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Tessa Wright for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter and Sean Frohling.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Edward von Aderkas & Al

Episode 3Gods and TrousersPLANET - 512898-ꜾMitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth.Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceViolence to AnimalsEmotional AbuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Wren Griffin-Harrigan for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain. Summer Brown. Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerfor

Episode 2Studs and BloodPLANET - 512897-ꝘBurn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks.Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh CollinsIf you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing:

Episode 1Troughs and GooPLANET - 512896-ACitizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.Consultant Recommendation:Trough shaped world.Seas: Boiling.Entrance via cushioned chute.Egress via teen spaceport.Ceremonial daggers provided for all. Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional abuseAlcoholismSpecial thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission.If you'd like to support the show, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX:patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_rob

TrailerRecyclingCitizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseIf you'd like to support the show join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:Trexyl Geistman: Tim MeredithDavid 6: Ben MeredithEditing: Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX:Inspector J and previously credited artists via freesound.orgSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribut

Season 1 AdSpotEmployee introduction and disciplinary actionCitizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action.Content Warning for:Comedic violenceEmotional AbuseIf you'd like to support the show join be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquillCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Lowri Ann DaviesExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:Trexyl Geistman: Tim MeredithDavid 7: Ben MeredithEditing: Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel D F JonesArtwork: Anika KhanFeatured SFX from:VSokorelos, taira Komori, batuhansezer and Edo333 via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: r/RustyQuillEMAIL: [email protected] Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd